Bloodride S1E3
Episode 3 "Bad Writer"
Language of Origin: Norwegian
A young girl Olivia named is in bed with her boyfriend, Markus, in the early morning hours wth the pillow talk underneath the blankets for some reason???? The dude gets a text from his mom inviting both of them over. She has her reservations saying out loud that she doesn't think his mother likes her very much. BAH! He says. She's the bestest gal in the world, she even has a diploma to prove it.
So it turns out that she has roommates and they are all in the kitchen. Three roomates! That sounds exhausting. Each and every single one of them are just...happy. Like over the top happy. That just doesn't look right but whatever, right?
She is heading to class with this one dude outside that introduces himself as Alex and complements Olivia on her Porche she just stepped out of. They just shake hands and she goes on her merry way. Alex, on the other hand, prolongs staring at her.
During the lecture, the professor randomly picks Olivia out of everyone in the classroom to ask her what her worst experience in her life was. Alex is further in the class paying EXTRA attention. Well, her answer was that her pony died when she was 12. That was her worst life experience. She continues with her lecture as she uses Olivia's example as a way to bring your personal touch when it comes to writing. Because this is totally a writing class.
Olivia catches up with Alex when class gets let out for a small chit chat and what do ya know? Alex has already started writing a story but he is hella hesitant to share but ok. So off she does. Off she goes unbeknownst to him perving at her behind.
Once she gets home, she overhears her 3 roommates in the other room talking shit about Olivia being a spoiled little rick girl with ponies and Porsche's and shit. She is horrified as they were all so super friendly with her this morning so...what the FUCK?! Their conversation quickly escalates when they unanimously agree that they want to murder blondie.
Well, fuck.
She tries to go right back out but the girls exit the room at the same time and resume their happy facade while Olivia has to now create a facade of her own and act totally normal. However, it is clear things are hella tense. Olivia tries her best to make an excuse to leave before arousing suspicion but then her boyfriend comes out. They are all closing in on her with murduhhh in their eyes. Right when one of them not to sneakily takes out a knife, Olivia grabs the tea kettle and throws the hot boiling water on all of them and she FINALLY GTFO's out of there!!!!
Markus reaches her with his ungodly amount of speed and snatches the car key from her when she dropped it. He tries to calm her down but she realizes that he is in on it too so she snatches the key from his hands and fucking stabs him with it on his cheek. And he runs the fuck out of there right when the rest of her roommates comes back out.
Olivia dashes down the street and flags down the first vehicle that she sees and hops on in telling him to put the pedal to the metal, bro!!!!
Lo and behold it is Alex! Whoa. What a coinky dink, eh?
Alex seems oddly calm about the whole thing and agrees to drop her off at a nearby park which was brief as heck. She gives her thanks and oh noes she dropped her bookbag as she tried to exit the vehicle so she quickly spoons up whatever is on the ground on the passenger's seat including pages of Alex's story he threw down there for some reason. He zooms on on her bootay as she is walking away so he does not notice this at all whatsoever. Dumb ass.
The roommates seem to know where TF she is in record time (how the fuck did they catch up to her?!) She's at the police station I think (I can't read Norwegian bros!) But there's a line and she doesn't want to wait so she heads back out to see her roommates walking around and one of them is just holding a big ass knife in one hand all willy nilly and shit as if that totally wouldn't arose suspicion!!!!!
She be tripping over herself hiding from car to car to evade their detection until she thinks she is in the clear and speedy Gonzalez out of there. Off in the distance she sees Alex is still parked in the same exact spot. This likely causes her to trip over herself in which the contents of her bookbag vomit all of Alex's papers of the aforementioned story he didn't want to show her earlier. Instinctively, she skims over it and holy shit bruh the contents of this story is word for word a replay of the nightmare she just endured. Down to the tiniest detail of dialogue between her and her boyfriend to roommates wanting her to fucking die.
Now Olivia is big mad.
While she is still on the ground, she is reflecting words her Professor was saying in class how it is our duty as writers to throw some dirt in their faces. Soooo she gets an idea.
She finally gets her big butt off the ground and takes a proper seat on a bench just out of sight of Alex. She whips out her laptop and starts writing a story of her own. She writes random shit and takes control over her life and then writes that Alex's computer TURNS INTO A MONSTER!!!!
Ummm this is awkward because Alex's laptop TURNS INTO A MONSTER and bites his hand off. His cell rings and of course it is Olivia to confront him about this shit. She says she will make sure he will never write again and ninjas back in his car.
Maybe the adrenaline wore down or something because she is taking this very calmly and now that they are face to face she gets her answer to why THE FUCK he wrote all those nasty things to happen to her for no fucking reason!! He calmly replies (and I'm sure it's obvious as fuck) that he took such an immediately liking to her that her purposely cast all this bad fortune on her to get her to hit rock bottom so that HE can be her knight in shining armor. But...his laptoppy ate his hand!
Olivia is just too sweet of a girl so she whips out her laptop again and writes that his hand regenerated. So, he ruins her life and he gets a fresh new hand? SHENANIGANS!
She offers a solution. That they would need a proper do-over. Meet at a nice sushi place (a place where she first met her boyfriend) and if they both write as planned, they can re-write history. He obliges.
Skip forward a few hours as it is now night time and they are both at the restaurant sitting across from each other. He reveals that his wife is actually the profressor of the writing class. interesting. This just makes it the more weirder that he's perving on her despite being a married man. However, it looks like things are going platonically well, at least for the time being.
That is until...
Olivia happily notices that the swords that were previously on display are no longer on display. Uhhh she should be a few notches panicked by now but she ain't, Alex downplays it but the more he seems calm, she slips a switch wondering why he isn't perturbed. Alex then comes to a startling conclusion...what if someone else is writing about Olivia AND himself?????
Out of nowhere, Marcus comes out of nowhere with one of the swords and stabs Alex dedz!!!!!!
He calmly beckons his mother over which is none other than the writing professor herself. She strolls on in like a final boss in a video game and tells Marcus to FINISH HER!!!
So he does.
She is laughing maniacially and....
Oof switching scenes to another older lady typing on her laptop. Turns out that this whole time is her being the one writing this story THIS WHOLE TIME!!! Whaaat?!? Her husband tells her to stop giggling to herself like a little school girl and help him with the steaks while he fetches the corn inside the house.
Ooooh and looks who strolls on in. It's Marcus and Olivia who have accepted the invitation afterall. She meets Olivia who warmly greets her with a hug. When out of nowhere, she stabs Olivia!!!
Everyone is freaking the fuck out. But the mother says that it's no problemo that she can delete it and she will be A-OK! She calmly strolls on to her laptop to delete it but this time...she can. not. She can not. SHE CAN NOT! She is struggling to unmurder Olivia but damn...it just won't delete.
Weird way to end the episode, eh?
That's it and that's all.