Tales from the Crypt S2E4
Episode 4 "'Til Death"
In the darkness of the jungle there is a ritual going on with a woman in white who holds up a picture of a man and a sacrifice is being offered. Once the sacrificed's blood lands on the picture, she throws it in the fire with no expression on her face.
The man in question? Well he is right over here. And his name is Logan.
He is hosting this rich-y rich party. While talking to another fellow bartender, he spots a pretty woman and asks to be introduced to her. He cautions that this woman, named Margaret Richardson is a bit high strung but does so anyway.
She just arrived from England and in so little words, every breath she takes is just 1,000% snooty ass fuck. He takes his flaccid leave when one of his workers rushes to him pleading for help. He goes outside with him in which he is informed of a man who got completely submerged. He is totes unphased and just says to work at around area but the dude is like NAHHHH BRO QUICK SAND!!
Rather than caring about an innocent human life, he is only concerned about how this is going to cost him millions. Poor rich which dude.
He goes to try to woo over rich-y Margaret since she is an investor doesn't hide the fact that this land is DISGUSTANG!! She also doesn't think he is shit.
Logan pays an old acquaintence a visit. Yo, it's the same lady from the beginning of the episode. She doesn't seem welcome his presence but nontheless Logan asks her for a favor to see if she has any witchy spells up her sleeve to aid for the snobby rich lady to to fall in love with him. He even implies like she once did. Heh. Without hesitation, she actually agrees to help him. She whips out a bottle and says 1 drop and she will become his wife but 2 drops will be his FOR LIFE and gives him a taunting ass kiss. Like not in a romantic way either.
Margaret is now sitting while Logan is showing her some blueprints. Miss uptight lady is saying this is just a plain 'ol dump. Knowing what he is about to do has to grin and bear it continuing to play nice. In fact, he pours her a drink along with a single drop from the vial.
Immediately after she takes a sip she voices her weirdness to it. This dumbass mistakens this as his cue to makeout with her. Except that it didn't work and she slaps him and walks off.
However...
Later on in the middle of the night while he is trying to sleep, he awakens to see Margaret in her night gown and it automatically swooned and jumps his bones right then and there. I guess it works now, huh?
The next day, The witchy woman looks like she is casting a voodoo curse on those two.
So it is the morning and the 2 newly lovebirds are cuddling on the bed while Logan's servant hands them food. He apparently doesn't pass Margaret's vibe check and says to fire him despite his family has worked there for generations. Anyways, he goes to pour her some champagne but instead of a drop or two this fuck ass empties the entire bottle in there.
Upon drinking the champang she mega jumps his bones like hardcore. She gets a little too aggressive even by his standards but that quickly turns into her convulsing. He brings the other guy in the room asking WTF to do.
During all the convulsing, she yells out "I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER" and plops to the ground. She dedz now.
Ohh boy, Logan dun goofed.
Logan rages to the vooodoo woman blaming her for Margaret's death. Even trying to choke her out but says she isn't worth going to prison for. She taunts that where he is going he is going to be FAR WORSE.
He arrives to Margaret's grave to drink his sorrows away but out of nowhere she JUMPS OUT OF HER GRAVE to kiss him. First, a little shocked but then realized well fuck, she's alive so yay. She acts a little loopy though but love makes you do crazy things, I guess?
He is now sitting at the kitchen table, the medical dude sitting across with him gaggling away drinking. I guess there isn't much else to do around here. Logan tries to tell him that Margaret is alive but she is like uhhh nope not possible because I had her embalmed.
Just as he says those words, in comes a decaying Margaret and decapitates him!
Shook as fuck at her appearance and psycho unhinged behavior he quickly realizes his mistake and jumps to grab his gun. She stands there in happy murderous glee as he shoots her falling to the ground.
His relief is short lived because she springs right back up on her feet mad that he ruined her new dress.
Disturbed to the max, he runs out of the house to GTF away from her. Well, karma has its perks sometimes because he unknowingly run into the aforementioned quicksand and Margaret catches up to him with an even more decaying looking mug. With him screaming in agony as he is helplessly slipping underneath, she actually manages to grab him out of there!
What kind of thanks does she get in return? Well he kicks her into the quicksand along with a lamp that ignites her flaming body. He watches as she sinks for the final time.
Or did she?
You just cannot escape fate, Logan. He reaches for poison bottle labeled...poison lol and flops.
Now we have come full circle and the events from the beginning of the episode is now currently transpiring.
With the voodoo woman grabbed a hold of Logan's dead body. Turns out that her ritual in the beginning of the episode was to resurrect Logan only for the skeletal remains of Margaret waltzing in the tent along with the decapitated head of the medical dude taunting him with a corny pun. Now skeletal Margarat goes in for a loving kiss...
And Logan and Margarat lived happily ever after.