Tales from the Crypt S2E3
"Cutting Cards"
A cowboy wearing dude strolls on in the casino. You know, just walking around like he owns the place. He goes to the bartender and has some friendly chat with him. Taking a quick glance to his left he sees a monkey suit wearing dude playing solitaire or something at a table by himself. He walks on over and taunts the ol guy. He turns the 'ol uno reverse card and is actually the one to taunt him! Well, I never!
That does it, let's have a duel!!!! Yu-Gi-Oh style.
Cowboy, Reno, sits down and tells monkey suit to deal some cards. They are apparently old rivals. He says he wants him out of his life for good and winner take ALL. Like leaves the town and stuff. Still not too sure where there is so much animosity this intense but okay.
Cards? Nah, do dice.
Dice? They tie.
Reno yells in his best impression of Billy Bob Thornton (seriously though! this particular part) and can't compute the tie. Rather than going again, he proposes to play *GASP* RUSSIAN ROULETTE!!!!
Oh, it's on!
Sam, the monkey suit, and Reno stroll on outside. Once they get to the parking lot in dead ass of night, Same whips out his gun. Reno is adamant that he gets to spin the chamber and insert a single bullet.
Sam goes first and fires. Nope. Reno goes second. He hesitates but JUST DO IT! Nope.
Sam again. Reno again.
Holy shit there's like 2 more chambers left.
50/50 on Sam now and right when he is about to pull the trigger, in comes his with just a harmless question but they both tell him to fuck off.
Well fuck the gun is raised again at Sam, he shoots and...dang bro. He made it. He giggles with glee how he won against the odds.
Reno snags the gun and realizes that he doesn't want to chicken out and urges for Sam to say that he went out the way the gamble lords intended. Ready for his brains to get blown out, he pulls the trigger aaaand. Nothing? WUT?!
Le dud.
Reno is big mad now. He accuses Sam of intentionally placing a dud in hopes of depending on him to chicken out and lose. Sam swears he didn't because afterall, he spun the chamber.
Hmm well Russian Roulette was a complete bust. What's next? CHOP POKER!! Never heard of that but uh you can guess what that entails.
They are back inside and immediately start the game. Which goes swell. Sam is the first lost so Reno gets ready to chop a pinky! Uggghhh
Well shoot, Sam struck out again so he gets another finger chopped off.
Shit.
Well Sam's luck is starting to turn around because Reno lost his hand and Sam gleefully chops a finger off. Keep going? Well.....
LOL they now show with their limbs totally amputated in a hospital and both are playing checkers. It is just so hilarious. They use their noses to move the pieces and continue shit talking each other. Perhaps until the end of time.
Ze end