Tales from the Crypt S1E6

This episode opens up with a wife who has gathered a nice party and can't wait until the star of the show makes the grand appearance.

SURPRISE! It's a retirement party! He doesn't give a shit, though. He's a big ass grump but the only difference is that he is a RETIRED grump now. All fazed out of his mind his wife tries her darndest to get him in high spirits but to no avail. He fucks off to his room regardless of the party that she worked so hard for. She had to break it to the poor party attendies. Sad face.

The next morning, he has a harsh adjustment to his newfound freedom from the slavery of work. He tries to embrace it nonetheless. However, that happiness is short lived as he learns not only for his contempt at the interruption the animals his wife as accumulated through the years but the interruption of his usual routine. They can't seem to ever correllate and it's driving him bananas!!

He confides in his neighbor that he thinks something is wrong is his wife. About the animals and all. The neighbor justs LOLs and says she's always been an animal lover talking to animals and stuff, which seems to anger him even more. 

He soon becomes more "acquainted" with more of these furry friends of hers which totally buttering his biscuits and altercation after altercation he eventually snaps.

Anita has a rude awakening when she can't seem to find the dog and a few other animals. One night, she finds her husband's new hobby.

TAXIDERMY!!!

To her horror, she finds Brutus in the backyard dead and stuffed. He proudly admits to it smiling ear to ear. She runs off and tries to find MewMew the squirrel and to her horror she finds the dead ass corpse underneath her bed and shrinks her sad little heart out.

She meets the husband in the basement where he goes on a psycho tangent on how much he loves taxidermy and she sees nearly every single anime that he has killed and stuffed. All hung around the basement like trophies. She ends up being the one snapping and taking her retirement golden hammer and striking him with it.

Not too long later, the neighbor friend stops on by for a visit. Asking where he is, she now she is the one who proudly triumphs this trophy of hers.

Now who's LOL-ing, now?

That brings an end to Season 1. We start Season 2 NEXT!